Tim looks like one of those boys your mother warned you about–tough guy, grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, but you like him anyway because he’s a tough guy who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, AND he’s cute.

“I’m 31, grew up in South Auckland, New Zealand, one of the toughest neighbourhoods in the world (They don’t show that in the tourism catalogues and websites).” Has he been to Watts, CA? Just wondering if it’s worse.

“In my teens I basically ran with the wrong crowd, done all the usual shit that lands most people in prison or in the morgue, so i was just lucky I think, try being a white boy and walk down any street in Manurewa, Papatoetoe, or Red Hill at night.”

“As far as my taste in women goes, I’m fairly diverse, I love all flavors, chocolate, caramel and vanilla;) personality counts for a hell of a lot.”

When I told him that I wanted to feature him here, he replied with this description of himself:

I’m 31, almost 32 born in Manchester, England. Dutch&Russian heritage, 5’10” 78kg (around 175lb) grew up in New Zealand, played Rugby (NRL) back in high school, took up Muay Thai in my 20s, just a regular “blue collar guy” single for too long, so long i can hardly remember. No kids unfortunately best way to describe us boys from New Zealand and Australia is like “Rednecks without Racism” yeah we all down to earth country folk but we have brains!

So if you’re looking for a redneck without the racism, find and friend Tim here.