…And this time, it’s to a rainbeau, Oliver Martinez. Yes; he’s HAWT, but I’m a little concerned on whether this thing will last. Of course this concern is not all-consuming, because I’ve got a bazillion more important things on my plate and celebrity news is of only peripheral concern to me. This is Halle’s third marriage, but this is her first “swirl marriage.”

I know this sounds cynical, but I wouldn’t be surprised that this relationship crashes and burns too like her unions with Eric and David.

I know…it’s sounds bad. But like Dr. Phil says, “The best predictor for future behavior is past behavior.” So based on her track record, things don’t bode well. Aside from that, I have insider friends in the business who tell me she’s bat-guano crazy.

Why does this dude always look like he’s squinting? Does he need glasses?

Still, I’ve pulling for them. Heck. Studies show BW/WM unions last longer, so…