I just love it when I just happen to be at the right place at the right time. Lucky me just so happened to be staying at the SLS Hotel to celebrate The Hubster’s b-day, and because I have absolutely no interest in following award shows, I had no idea it was Emmy weekend. Apparently it’s kind of a big deal to have smaller, wanna-be events surrounding the biggie, because you can sometimes draw the big fish in because they just might be in town. I’m chilling on the fanciest front porch I’ve ever seen drinking a $20 pinot grigio and lo and behold…

I’m like, wait. Is that…? No way. Then me and my camera take a closer look, because living in Southern California you learn a thing or two from the paparazzi.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, ’tis Michael Douglas in the flesh, sans all the makeup. I just caught that he won an Emmy tonight, so kudos, Mike! Someone told me to ask after his wife, but I was pretty sure he would have pulled a Kanye if I did something so obnoxious.

Michael has done a TON of stuff, but my absolute favorite is Fatal Attraction.

Now if that weren’t enough, I waited around and THEN…THEN….THEN!!!!!

Joan Collins is smiling at me because I just told her I want to have her baby.

Joan Collins!!!! Who would ever forget Dynasty. She was televisions ultimate biotch…

But when I saw this guy, I had to pinch myself. I was like, “What the cuss?!” I’ve never seen so many celebrities in one place and one time just hanging out in my entire life, and there they all were, cheesing for me!

BB&W I present, Scott Bakula, aka Mr. Quantum Leap…

And wow, at 100 years old, this dude is still hot…and boy, he’s tall…not like most actors, who are secret invaders from the Land of Lilliput.