What the Cuss?

RANT! Biggest Racists Of All: Black Folks!

Out of all the criticism I've seen of interracial relationships, by far, black people have been the worst....
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Lessons in a Case Study in Magical Thinking: Fanta...

Quick show of hands...who DIDN'T see this coming?...
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I Normally Don’t Put Folks On Blast But̷...

Haters gonna hate, but this is re-dayum-diculous....
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What Da Cuss?! Grandmothers In Their Thirties Get ...

Lawdhammersee with a cherry on top, but news has it that a major cable network just sent a cattle call for all 30-something grandmothers....
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Crunk Feminists Need to SIT DOWN and Leave Issa Ra...

Let it be known, unlike CLUTCH magazine, I am NOT a fan of the Crunk Feminazi Collective. I am, however, a staunchly loyal friend, so CFC messed with ...
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What Da Cuss? Po-Dunk Church Bans Interracial Coup...

Pine County po-dunk church votes to banned interracial couples from membership, and I say, LET THEM ROT!...
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EMERGENCY POST!! Black Women Apologize to Black Me...

Lawd geezus where's my vodka?! NEWSFLASH! Black women apologize for crap they didn't do every dang-on day! What planet are you on?! Are you out of you...
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Victim Blaming: When Black Mothers No Longer Mothe...

What I'm about to say, I mean every word with the core of my being. Black people are doomed....
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Those CRAZY Confederates! Sterilizing Black Girls ...

Flies have started scoping new real estate around my mouth, which is agape with shock and rage. Smokes coming from my head and ears like a cartoon *cu...
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PR Flub: Kim Kardashian Mania Has Reached A Tippin...

I tried guys. I really did. But the public relations professional now embedded into my DNA just cannot let this pass....
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(Pre) Friday Funny: Dr. Drew Goes The Easy Route o...

See that match? Let's fart on it (metaphorically speaking) and tell Dr. Drew producer, Jessica Delfino, know just how much you LOVE how they're making...
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I Heard it ALL Now! Mr. “Is Marriage for Whi...

This one had me dusting off the poop slideshow picture. That's when YOU KNOW I'm disgusted....
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Ashton Kutcher is YUMMILICIOUS in “Two and a...

What is it with guys from the Midwest? What the HAY-ELL are they putting in the water?!...
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Essence Relationship Editor Demetria Lucas Leaves ...

Will we even recognize "Essence" in a year? And is that a good thing?...
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