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Haters gonna hate, but this is re-dayum-diculous.... READ MORE

What Da Cuss?! Grandmothers In Their Thirties Get ...

Lawdhammersee with a cherry on top, but news has it that a major cable network just sent a cattle call for all 30-something grandmothers.... READ MORE

Crunk Feminists Need to SIT DOWN and Leave Issa Ra...

Let it be known, unlike CLUTCH magazine, I am NOT a fan of the Crunk Feminazi Collective. I am, however, a staunchly loyal friend, so CFC messed with ... READ MORE

What Da Cuss? Po-Dunk Church Bans Interracial Coup...

Pine County po-dunk church votes to banned interracial couples from membership, and I say, LET THEM ROT!... READ MORE

EMERGENCY POST!! Black Women Apologize to Black Me...

Lawd geezus where's my vodka?! NEWSFLASH! Black women apologize for crap they didn't do every dang-on day! What planet are you on?! Are you out of you... READ MORE

Victim Blaming: When Black Mothers No Longer Mothe...

What I'm about to say, I mean every word with the core of my being. Black people are doomed.... READ MORE

Those CRAZY Confederates! Sterilizing Black Girls ...

Flies have started scoping new real estate around my mouth, which is agape with shock and rage. Smokes coming from my head and ears like a cartoon *cu... READ MORE

PR Flub: Kim Kardashian Mania Has Reached A Tippin...

I tried guys. I really did. But the public relations professional now embedded into my DNA just cannot let this pass.... READ MORE

(Pre) Friday Funny: Dr. Drew Goes The Easy Route o...

See that match? Let's fart on it (metaphorically speaking) and tell Dr. Drew producer, Jessica Delfino, know just how much you LOVE how they're making... READ MORE

I Heard it ALL Now! Mr. “Is Marriage for Whi...

This one had me dusting off the poop slideshow picture. That's when YOU KNOW I'm disgusted.... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher is YUMMILICIOUS in “Two and a...

What is it with guys from the Midwest? What the HAY-ELL are they putting in the water?!... READ MORE

Essence Relationship Editor Demetria Lucas Leaves ...

Will we even recognize "Essence" in a year? And is that a good thing?... READ MORE

Reason #106 Why I Hate Long Hair Care Forum!!

So I get an email from the robot dummy at Long Hair Care Forum stating that they plan to auto-charge me $6.50 for my yearly membership. Wouldn't be a... READ MORE