I’m about to take The Babster out this morning to feed the ducks. But before I do, I just had to share a video of one of the most stupidest things I’ve ever seen a person do in my whole life.

What the…who the…why the…? Reports say the woman suffered no serious injury (besides whatever preexisting brain damage she must have had if she thought she and her HoverRound could make it up an escalator, tilting BACKWARDS). If you, like me cried real tears when you watched this, be ready to have your morning coffee shoot through you nose and onto your computer screen when you click here.

For all of you who laughed, we’re all going to hell in a hilarious hand basket.