According to the Huffington Post, this woman has “Tanorexia.” What the cuss is that?!

The story this week that a New Jersey mom allegedly let her 5-year-old daughter suffer second-degree burns by placing her in a tanning booth shocked the country.

But now, the concern is for the mother herself whose deeply bronzed complexion might indiciate she’s addicted to the UV rays that have colored her skin.

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why New Jersey white women all what to look like umpa lompas?