Word has it from my sources that Demetria Lucas, Essence relationships editor and author of A Belle in Brooklyn: The Go-to Girl for Advice on Living Your Best Single Life, has hastily resigned from her post at the black woman’s flagship.

What the cuss is going on?…is Michael Bullerdick, you know, the guy the publication says has ABSOLUTELY NO day-to-day power, be in on this? Meh. Maybe he’s just in his dusty corner in the backroom closet counting beans.

Best of luck in your new ventures, Ms. Lucas. Now doubt you’ll be on to bigger things.