Well, I’ve been awakened from my coma, and I was ready to be knocked unconscious AGAIN when I read this headline:

Poll: 46 percent of Mississippi Republicans want interracial marriage ban

And more of those who oppose interracial marriage have a favorable view of Sarah Palin, a new poll reports

Wow Mississippi Palin fans, you just get hotter and hotter. I mean, gosh. You people are SO cosmopolitan. No wonder so many people in Mississippi are so smart.

Wait…

Scratch that–I must have got you confused with…with, well, NOBODY!, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE STATS YOU HAVE THE WORST SAT AND ACT SCORES IN THE WOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDD!

Your grammar schools suck, too. And your name is dumb. And what are you famous for? Oh yeah. This:

Miss me, Mississippi, and your Sarah Palin, sycophantic worship, lima-bean sized brains and voodoo chanting prayers to resuscitate slavery and bonnets. I’ve got an idea. Since you LOOOOOVE Sarah Palin so much, why don’t you figure out a way to form your own country. Call it, the Union of Sarah Sycophants and Rush, or USSR for short. Hmm…why does that name ring a bell? Meh. I went to a grade school that might of been award-winning in Mississippi, but sucked the big cheese in California, so I don’t remember what the USSR was. o-O

And here’s what you might expect with Palin as your SUPREME LEADER