Just got back from Kansas, and I’m so tired driving home from the aiport that I thought I saw gremlins running across the 15 freeway. So this is all I got:

Kansas is full of ’em. They have shirts that say, “Nobody tips cows like Kansas!” and “Nobody drinks beer like Kansas!” and “More barns per capita than any other state in the Union!”

The gov’nas mansion was tiiiiiiiiiiiight. I’ll tell you more tomorrow when I awake from my medically-induced coma.