Men may be simple creatures, but they’re sometimes the hardest to buy for. And depending on your guy’s disposition, the old standby shirt and tie might lead to grounds for relationship counseling.

Take your average, computer-loving, STEM geek, for example. What’s a guy like that want for Christmas? BB&W scoured the internet for answers so you wouldn’t have to. Here’s our roundup:

A bit of snark…

How many of you can hear this in your head right now? How many of you think it’s something Law Wanxi would say? Anyway, if your guy is a pompous brainiac, you might want to consider this, and the price is right around $18.00 here.

Play footsie…

Okay what better gift is there for those chilly nights where you and your nerd-love are watching The Walking Dead? Retails for around $19, and this line is for men only. Sorry geekettes.

Page Turner…

What it’s about…

Computer nerds are our titans of industry; comic-book superheroes are our Hollywood idols; the Internet is our night on the town. Clearly, geeks know something about life in the 21st century that other folks don’t—something we all can learn from. Geek Wisdom takes as gospel some 200 of the most powerful and oft-cited quotes from movies (“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads”), television (“Now we know—and knowing is half the battle”), literature (“All that is gold does not glitter”), games, science, the Internet, and more. Now these beloved pearls of modern-day culture have been painstakingly interpreted by a diverse team of hardcore nerds with their imaginations turned up to 11. Yes, this collection of mini-essays is by, for, and about geeks—but it’s just so surprisingly profound, the rest of us would have to be dorks not to read it. So say we all. Retails $11.99. Get it here.

We talk so much about unicorns here on BB&W…

I’ll just..let you ponder upon that for a smidge. Purchase this rare culinary delight here for a mere $14.95.

Because caffeine is necessary for science…

Kind or pricey at $16, but pretty cute. Get it here.