I’ll admit that lately I’ve been on a bit of a rant about modern feminism, and this post is more of the same, so if you’re tired of hearing it I suggest you move on to the post about Michelle Obama’s bangs.

Because I am not crazy and mostly reasonable, I do not believe in throwing the baby out with the bath water. Not all feminism is bad. It’s the crap like this I HATE:

Here’s the first paragraph:

What those lactivist cunts conveniently forget to tell people—in their ongoing campaign of castigating bottle-feeding mothers as unnatural and ignorant, masking their concern-trolling as “support”—is that breastfeeding, for many women, is an incredibly painful, almost traumatizing endeavor, that will leave two bloody, crusted-over scabs where their tits once were. It’s awful. It really is. Don’t believe me? Then let me tell you about the time my left nipple fell off.

Let me get this straight. An unapologetically feminist magazine feels perfectly comfortable allowing their writers to call THEIR FELLOW WOMEN on a different journey than them “CUNTS?” Women who celebrate their God-given gift to feed their kids the best food on the planet are openly scoffed, because having babies and breast feeding is oppressive. And since *God is a man*, it just makes sense to rage against the way we’ve fed our children for 2.6 million years.

And folks got mad at me when I called Shawty Lo’s baby mama’s brood mares and the concern police went out in full force to spank me on the hand for being so crass. What a joke. Jezebel says “cunt” it must be okay, right, because it’s the feminazi flagship? Oh, and I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that women who breastfed and advocate breast feeding tend to be…GASP!! THE HORROR!!…stay-at-home mothers who believe that the bond between mother and child is sacred, but I guess the 3,400 readers who LIKED and SHARED that post think that breastfeeding is a little bit too feminine for them. Oh, the hypocrisy.

I care not if this was “Fuck You” week at that angry, feminazi rag. That writer (and Jezebel by default) deliberately belittled an activist women’s group because it’s just too warm, snugly and domestic for them. Just because you think your boobs are just for looking good in a tube top while you’re doing the Slut Walk doesn’t mean we all feel that way. But…3,400 Jezebel readers absolutely do, so please miss me with this “the rabid feminist faction is a minority and marginalized!” That’s bull crap. Many of these women have absolute CONTEMPT for anything traditionally feminine, including childbirth and child rearing. I didn’t see the usual suspect puff up with outrage when this writer call a fellow “sister” a cunt, or did I miss that Twitter ruckus? The hypocrisy has absolutely no bounds.

But feminists/feminazis, if you reading this (and I know you are) THIS is the reason only 1 in 7 women identify themselves as feminists. You all appear angry at nothing, and frankly, bat-shit crazy.

Now I’m off to release my boobs, that faithfully breastfed four children, out of my bra and get some rest in my ridiculously domesticated feather-stuffed mattress next to my husband. You all can go suck on a lemon.

*prays silent prayer that women that write for Jezebel will never, ever inherit the Earth*

On a side note, I find that Jezebel is generally obnoxious, and must required it’s complaining stable of banshees to drop the f-bomb at least once in every post. Editor: “Listen, Jane. That post about workplace humor isn’t quick angry enough. Maybe sprinkle a few fuck-you’s in for emphasis, will you dear?”