Kid Rock is seriously spreading some haterade towards Beyonce, with his recent criticism of her success and openly wonders how she can be so big without a “Sweet Home Alabama,” or “Purple Rain.” One could discount this to mere professional jealousy, considering that Beyonce and Jay Z are about the most successful artists on the planet, and Kid is…well…where he is.

But a below the belt comments about Beyonce’s race and body type gave me pause. He said, “People are like, ‘Beyoncé’s hot. Got a nice f-cking a–.’ I’m like, ‘Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t-ts.’ Doesn’t really f-cking do much for me.” Serious question: does Rolling Stone get these guys wasted before interviews?

Kid Rock was married to Pamela Anderson for about five minutes.

That’s cool. Skinny white chicks with big bobs (a la Pamela Anderson) obviously have their appeal. However, there was a point when Kid Rock was loving him a black woman by the name of Kelly South Russell so much that he made a kid and wrote a song about her, “Black Chick, White Guy.”

Well, got give him cool points for being a present father, however. His son goes with him everywhere, and he has primary custody. He almost looks old enough to go out with Dad on the prowl for skinny white chicks with big boobs!

It’s okay, Kid. I get it. I once had a preference for tall black men. Now I’m all about the vanilla. Still like ’em tall, though…

Preferences aside, all the family drama 
all seems kind of…well…not great. Turns out the now 22 year-old progeny of the Kid just made him a grandfather with his girlfriend. Does Trojan not sell condoms in Michigan?