Yes, there comes a time in a woman’s life where she will have to make a decision. Should she, or should she not, join him in bed? Beds are for sleeping, among other things, and what woman doesn’t need her rest? After all, we’re all adults and if you happen to find yourself stranded at his house you may have to remain standing or not. I throw no shade…… What would TRJ do….?

This is the position the bae takes at my house. I thank the universe for gorgeous men who are averse to wearing shirts. There’s nothing wrong with hanging out with a sexy guy while he’s in bed relaxing and you aren’t. But sometimes there’s nothing right about it either. That’s just a thought to ponder.

Are you into musicians? I sure am, and my current honey had me the moment I stepped into his home, as soon as I laid eyes on his lovely large ‘instrument’ (saxaphone, excuse you!). Will you spend the nights making sweet music or will you sit and listen as he croons his love to you in a baritone voice?

Maybe you are excited. Maybe you aren’t. Maybe he’s just leaning on his elbow staring at you because you, too, are gorgeous.

Ask a man to take a sexy selfie and I imagine this is what he would send you. Much flesh, plenty of angles and his morality cleverly kept private. It’s enough to make a girl wanna crawl across the bed and tickle him in hope of a clearer view.

It’s a rainy afternoon and you two are somewhere tucked away in a dark man cave away from the eyes of the world. He’s adjusting the sheets because…they slipped.

He fell asleep while you had your back turned. While you were chatting away about your day he intended to listen but he’s so, so tired. You wait for a response and when there is none you spin around and find this. I know how to wake him up, do you?

The view from a different position. I love a large man with a huge muscular back. I’ve always been a tomboy and all these dips and valleys makes a girl wanna kick off her shoes and CLIMB all over those peaks. Have you ever explored a man’s back with your hands (or other body parts)? I have and I shall in the very near future.

If you were talking, now you aren’t. If you were about to do one more thing before getting in bed for the night, it can wait. If you need a reason to jump this guy’s bones then you, Ma’am, are beyond my help. 

Sleeping beauty is slipping out his bottoms. You could offer him a hand with them or you could just snuggle up next to him and help him slip them all the way off.

Clean cut guys can take it to the extreme. Calvin Klein briefs and crisp white sheets imply that there is a need to dirty them up.

He’s lost something in the sheets. His cell phone? The ring? Your favorite pair of unmentionables?

Easy dreamy men lay on their backs and stare off into space. He could be planning your wedding or plotting where to take you on your next vacation. Why don’t you climb in bed next to him and find out.

  *Sigh*

Hope you enjoyed your night cap…… sweet dreams.