You can pretend that it’s because this eggnog was spiked–I won’t tell if you wake up tomorrow with Christmas bulbs hanging from your nipples. But just remember, iPhone photos and You Tube are FOREVER. So are babies. No Wedding No Womb, umkay?
Here’s a little Christmas message from folks you might find familiar: Sophia A. Nelson, Lormarie, Lisa G. Riley, Vonnie from Socialite Dreams, and the girl who lost a whole negro, Tracy Scott:
And most of all, Merry Christmas from me. You guys are awesome.