Pearl, cover your eyes.

Here’s a question: How many of you have this stuff? I mean, I can not go to a sex shop and maintain a straight face, ever. I have, uh…mechanical assistance, but just one of those wand massagers. To actually go into a store and ask the sales person to enumerate the features of one tickly stick over another would just have me bursting my guts. More power to the ladies who care not about that, but if Old Faithful ever breaks down, I’m getting a new one delivered to the house in an unmarked box, at midnight, delivered by ninjas.

— Christelyn

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