This is not a political blog, but I gotta just give my presidential crush some props on his jobs bill speech tonight. Plus, I couldn’t stop staring at John Boehner’s carrot-colored face–he looked like he was ready to explode. It was intoxicating to watch in a train wreck sort of way.

I really liked that he was addressing the need to bring manufacturing jobs back to the U.S. and stop giving China and India all our money and jobs. What’s disappointed me the most about the Obama administrations gutlessness to make green energy the next Model T. We could seriously end all wars for the next 1,000 years if we weren’t so invested in South American and Arab oil. We have enough geniuses in this country to figure out how to fuel cars with dirty baby diapers and leftover lasagna, I just know it. And…how about the sun? I mean, with all the talk of global warming and thinning of the ozone, we have a SHITELOAD of UV rays we can use to power stuff.

I also think a renaissance of manufacturing could inject some adrenaline into working class A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N-S so everyday people can buy stuff and save stuff.

“We should be at a race to the bottom. America should be on a race to the top,” says the most gorgeous man to ever take presidential office.

Fox News should be interesting to watch tomorrow. I MAY skip my soap operas and watch some of it.