It’s not everyday that you get to have a book signing, so Janice and I want to kick off the “Swirling” phenomenon in the kick-arse-i-est way we know how.

After May 15, I’ll be expecting to be on your Christmas, Kwanza and Hanukkah cards because the mother of all book signings is happening in Los Angeles, and boy oh boy, we’ve got some goodies for only the first 25 people who arrive at Eso Wan book store–you know that one, where BARACK OBAMA and BILL CLINTON came down from Heaven to sign their books. And because I know people, I’ve got some folks really, REALLY excited about getting all of your First Date Ready (FDR). We want you to be FDR inside AND out, so get a relationships book like “Swirling” to get your mind right, and I’ll take care of the rest.

FDR is only for the people to come to the signing and mention the blog and/or Facebook fan page. We’re taking care of our blog peeps first!

So…here’s some of the stuff you’re gonna get, and it’s not even all of it.

SENNA Cosmetics is giving away my FAVORIT-EST lip gloss, “Gorgeous” because I want to all to be.

And the make-up girl’s essential accessory, a make up bag.

Not to be outdone, stila cosmetics is also clamoring to get you FDR. They’re gonna give you this…

THEN, Anastasia Beverly Hills, the guru of eyebrows, is giving away some brow-shaping goodies…

But being FDR is all about the outside. Since I’m a health nut, I got some folks to get you good on the inside. One of which is Barlean’s. Because they have Omega SWIRL, so you can get you skin are glow-y and your hair all flow-y because you’ll be getting our Omega 3’s. Neocell is throwing in some collagen supplements to keep your skin supple, and Pomology: The Science of Fruit is throwing in some supplement samples so you’ll have lots of energy for…whatever.

What. That’s not enough for you? Fine. Vaska is throwing in plenty of samples of their HEAVENLY-smelling laundry detergent so your clothes will be FDR too.

WHAT: Our first “Swirling” book signing and launch of our “First Date Ready” campaign!!

WHEN: 7 PM, Pacific Standard Time

WHERE: Eso Wan Bookstore, 4327 Degnan Blvd., Los Angeles 90008; (323) 290-1048

INFO: For more details visit the official “Swirling” fan page here. Make sure you RSVP, because the more people who do, I might, just might be able to hook up e’rrybody. NOTE! This is an EXCLUSIVE giveaway so we have a magic word like in the old days when they served booze at speakeasy’s. What’s the word? “Swirling,” of course. 😉