Most of you guys know I’m a fuzzy-bunny slippers kind of chick. But lately, what with all these NWNW appearances, I actually have to shower and remove the fur from my teeth and get out and about. Normally, this would be a pain in the arse. HOWEVER, in my quest for world domination and the elevation of all black women to reach goddess status, I have discovered several sights on the Information Highway that are swifty competing to be my crack dealer. One of them is Shabby Apple, and trust me, THERE AIN’T NOTHIN SHABBY ABOUT IT. The operator and badasschick designer, Athelia Woolley, is my soulmate. After years, I mean YEARS of searching for dresses that don’t make me look like Stumpy the Gimp, Athelia has created cuts that fit my body type with her ingenius style tool. Check it out here.

Here’s a few of the dresses I’ve bought:

Look Ma! My dress matches my website!

My husband says I look like a Japanese school girl in this one.

Orange is making a come back. And surprisingly, I do not resemble a pumpkin.

But with all these great dresses, of course I wouldn’t be doing Athelia justice if I didn’t get the proper shoes to match, right? *in crazy lunatic voice* RIIIIIGHTTTT?????

So for the orange dress, I took my soulmate’s advice and got these:

Here’s a close-up

And then, I just HAD to find a better match for that plum dress, so I mosied over to Must-Have Shoes and bought these:

Close-up

Even my 71-year-old mother was a little jelly about my shoes. Glad she's a size 11 so she won't try to stuff her clown feet in my stuff!

And with my membership at Peppermint Park, I was able to purchase these FY-AHH shoes for about $26. The normal price is $60.

Every girl needs a set of sexy black leather pumps.

So now that I’ve got your mouth all watered, I’m going to do you a favor, because, well, I love you. And, I also what you to become as pathological about these sites as I am, so I am enabling your future overspending in order to feel better about myself.

Shabby Apple Savings:

If you click to www.shabbyapple.com from this link, you can use the coupon code, SA5offpocketcoupon on the payment screen and get $5 on me.

Peppermint Park

The executives at Peppermint Park recently went on a shopping binge in Paris and brought back shoes that almost require no other clothing. You can get the deep discounts if you sign up for a free month with the code BBW. Just click the add on the right and it’ll take you straight to your doom.