Quick! Everybody go buy Nadia’s porn vid so we can help her feed her 800 kids!

Remember when Nadia was on top of the world? Here house (now foreclosed) was swarming with paparazzi, and she was being hit up left and right for reality show deals. Fifty-eleven kids, and no dad in sight. She didn’t need one…isn’t that what she said? She could to it all by herself, because she was a LIBERATED WOMAN…dammit! I also recalled that when she was at the top of her game, some porno hustlers where offering her like, $1,000,000 to feature her. She was too good for that. But she’s okay with potentially millions watching her pleasure herself? Well, that’s okay.

If you can stomach it, you can see the trailer here.

So…let me get this straight. This is the modern woman? This is the I-can-do-it-all single mom look today’s woman craves? If that’s it, they can keep it. I self-pleasure in the comfort and privacy of my own home.

Since I’m psychic and already know what you’re thinking, I do understand that this woman is a few nails short of a full set. But at the very core of it, you have a woman who just thought about her own needs. She wanted a bunch of kids gathered at her feet adoring her all day long, and didn’t think two seconds passed that. No planning whatsoever. No nest fluffing whatsoever. She had sperm donors with all of her kids, so she never, ever wanted  a father involved. And now here she is, torturing us with her porno so she can make a few bucks to feed herself and her kids.

She gets absolutely no sympathy from me. She made her bed, let her masturbate in it.