6. I’m completely out of powder vitamin mix to make my favorite smoothies every morning. Staying fit and healthy is a very big deal for me because when I’m my ideal weight, skinny jeans make my arse look like it’s smiling. What’s more, I’m completely off my Barry’s Bootcamp schedule–you’ve got to keep up with that guy– too long a lapse could land me in the hospital. On oxygen.

7. My fingers hurt.

8. Emma has become quite the activist and has organized a picket protest.

9. My eyebrows look like this:

…and they will probably have to be trimmed with garden shears.

10. My oldest has acquired hormones that she is unsuccessfully managing and now cries spontaneously about anything related to chores, school, chores, school, and chores and school. Oh, and she’s not speaking to any of us, including the guinea pig.

11. I have three weeks of Young & The Restless to catch up on my DVR. Damn you, Adam. Damn you!

So with that, I’m off. Of course, because of my growing addiction to BB&W, I’ll have to pop in and check you guys a few times throughout the day. But! I’m definitely cutting back. Instead of logging on every five minutes and 59 seconds, I’ll try to stretch it to at least a full six minutes.

TTFN!