In addition to refreshing my knowledge of high-school bitchology, I’m preparing for my coloracism series for Madame Noire–the online magazine that’s daring to go places I wouldn’t dare venture into after dark, down a dark ally, in the middle of the woods, on a Disneyland ride like The Pirates of the Carribean in the cart solo.

I’d like to present the following video for your consideration. Ma’ladies (as opposed to maladies, in which case you should see a doctor about that) answer honestly: Has this ever happened to you?